As the last Thursday of the month of November approaches, an atmosphere of excitement can be felt in the air. Families are making plans to wake up early and gather together. Coupons are being clipped. Money is being saved up. Food is being chopped and stuffed and baked in advance. Companies are getting increased requests for a day off. All in preparation for…Black Friday.
O, wait. You thought I was talking about Thanksgiving? Heck no! Who really cares about that day anymore? No, people get excited about Thanksgiving because it is one day closer to Black Friday! I’m just sayin.
Black Friday, now has become the ultimate day of consumption, following the former ultimate day of consumption– Thanksgiving. Essentially Thanksgiving and Black Friday go hand-in-hand. One prepares you for the other. All the food that is eaten on Thanksgiving puts you into a food coma, allowing for extra time to rest up so that you can get up at midnight to get in line for Black Friday. Thanksgiving brings all of your relatives together, allowing your family to make a Black Friday game plan: who will do the running and grabbing, who will push people out of the way of the runner, who is the cart-pusher, and who will save a spot in the checkout line. Thanksgiving is a day to tally up as much thanks you can give, so that you won’t feel so bad about the amount of greed you give on Black Friday.
But hey its all a balancing act. You giveth, and then you taketh away. The circle of life. I understand that. What I don’t get is why the day is called Black Friday. That sounds more like an awesome 80′s hair band. Why don’t we just call it “Thankstaking” and get to the point. I’m just sayin.
-Danielle Greene